need another drink. this is the easiest way
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
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Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
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and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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