I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
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there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
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I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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