But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
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Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
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Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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