Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
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on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
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If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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