I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
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why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
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He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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