Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
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I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
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Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
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