I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
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Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
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So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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