Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
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I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Are my feet made of real feet?
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
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I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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