I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
a search helicopter?!
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So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
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Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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