Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
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He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
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Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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