You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
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He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
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It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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