my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
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I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
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Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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