Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
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Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
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hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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