my soul wont recognize me after tonight
we're chasing vodka with high fives
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
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Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
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This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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