you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
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so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
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Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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