the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
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He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
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I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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