some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
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I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
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I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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