kristin has been a bad kristin
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
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I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
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Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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