is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
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if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
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His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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