Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
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I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
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ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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