I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
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Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
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I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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