She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
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Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
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What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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