We're facebook friends in real life
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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