if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
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know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
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I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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