So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
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She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
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Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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