I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
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Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
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This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
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