I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
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I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
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Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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