some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
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Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
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I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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