the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
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I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
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With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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