i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
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i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
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Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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