Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
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I have surprise drugs for everyone
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
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The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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