period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
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I will miss his soup and his dick the most
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
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I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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