Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
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I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
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I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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