we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
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please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
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You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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