she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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