What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
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If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
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I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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