Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
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So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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