TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
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Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
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You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Let's get the cat blown out
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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