I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
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Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
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I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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