hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
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Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
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I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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