My first STD was from a foam party
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
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Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
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I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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