Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
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He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
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do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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