i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
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We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
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Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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