Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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