Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
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Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
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I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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