I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
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his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
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After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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