Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
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What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
We need a shit load of segways right now
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
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What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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