No stitches, just platelets and will power
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
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It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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