I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
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kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
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Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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