and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
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He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
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I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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